An Easter Ode For Elaine

How sick I am!

So sick I am!

I do not like how sick I am!

I ate so much: Creme Eggs™, then ham.

I used to like Creme Eggs™ and ham.

I look so green.  Where is the can?

Would you hold the bucket there?

I cannot move off of my chair.

I think I need to get some air.

I used to like Creme Eggs™ and ham.

I ate too much.  Damn.  Damn.  Damn. Damn.

I do not like them in the house.

I got some sweet yolk on my blouse!

I feel like I am on a boat.

There's something rising in my throat.

Chris was poor, no treats for me.

A poem instead is what I'll see.

An Easter basket I was lacking.

Now I only feel like yacking.

I used to like Creme Eggs™ and ham.

Next year I'll dine on Peeps™ and Spam™.